Got you there, didn’t I? Don’t worry – it’s only pizza politics. For the last few weeks Pizza Express has been offering diners the Ken and the Boris, two rival pizzas shaped in the likenesses ofLondon’s two thin-crusted political giants. The chain announced last night that the Ken (unnecessarily extravagant toppings on a Guardian-reader base, er sorry avocado on a tomato base) has outsold the Boris by a soaraway 4 per cent margin.
The fascinating thing is that Ken’s chief of staff, Simon Fletcher, has actually tweeted the joyous tidings to his followers. I suppose when the real polls are so bad, you need all the good news you can get.