Earlier this week I broke the news of Bob Crow’s beyond-parody legal threat against Boris Johnson. The RMT’s Mr Tough pleaded, through his lawyers, that it was “offensive,” “malicious” and “defamatory” of Boris to associate him with Ken Livingstone, saying he had suffered “distress” and “mental anguish” as a result.
If the mayor did not make an immediate public apology, Mr Crow’s lawyers threatened, he would instantly shut down the Northern Line be very unhappy. Now Mr Crow’s “distress” and “mental anguish” are of course among this blog’s foremost concerns – we want him to suffer as much of both as possible – so I am delighted that Team Boris has not only refused to withdraw its ghastly insult, but has set up a special website to rub it in.
Here it is – Say No To Crow. Read Boris’s lawyers’ “kindly-get-lost” reply! Thrill to the clip of Bob describing Ken as “a good bloke” from whom he has “never been apart” and offering: “Give us a shout, Ken, if you want some money!” Enjoy the rough justice of the bully himself being mocked and bullied! And look forward to the even more delightful prospect of Boris, if re-elected, keeping his manifesto promise to curb Crow’s grasping union. Yes, there will still be RMT train attendants on the Tubes when they go driverless. But they’ll be much easier to replace than drivers if they go on strike for free gold jewellery, unlimited supplies of ice-cream and early retirement at 40.
I’m not anti-union – I’m a member of one myself. They are vital to protect workers and stop them being victimised. TfL staff deserve fair pay and conditions. But on the Tube, it is the unions which have turned into the victimisers. Their greed has helped to price thousands of much less well-paid Londoners off the Underground altogether.
Most thinking trade unionists know that the likes of Crow discredit the labour movement, are trying the public’s patience, and need to be reined in. Even the union’s own members now seem increasingly disinclined to follow their militant leadership. This is one case where Boris will be doing almost everyone a favour.